BIZARRO of the DAY

Robert Jadah · **Voice Talent** Joined: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 2627

It's time, everyone.
Every day, we need a volunteer to do a 'throw-off' to a deserving customer.
To heck with the ratings. It feels good.
Ill start.
But I only got it at Number 143, so my chances are slim.

Voice On!

Lisa Zachary-Kent · **Voice Talent** Joined: 09 Feb 2007 Posts: 453

Whaddya mean it feels good?? Did you actually send that to someone??? mega eek

Joe J Thomas · **Voice Talent** Joined: 16 Nov 2004 Posts: 1521

ROFLOL!!!

I want a car and a VO!!!

Sell them to me CHEAP!

Sell them to me NOW!

Offer not valid on planet earth,
Joe

John Bigl · **Voice Talent** Joined: 13 Aug 2005 Posts: 905

you're evil, Robert... just plain ole evil..

Be Well

Todd Ellis · Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007, 00:20 (GMT) Post subject:

You win again Bobby!

Scott Pollak · Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007, 01:13 (GMT) Post subject:

Oh man, Robert, I bow down at your feet and kiss the water you walk on! I hope and pray you sent that to the evil posters who put up the $25 hardsell car lead! Among the MANY excellent things you've posted here, that is one of your best.

I'm in the presence of greatness.
jump

Simon Hill · **Voice Talent** Joined: 01 May 2006 Posts: 288

Well done! Robert, you are so amazing at using the english language in all your posts and I think you should put that into every damn submission. You're a super funny guy! That's the great creativity I think you should do everytime, I'd hire THAT! But that's just me... Hopefully the client will too... and by client I mean the ones that pay HUGE!

I'm officially setting up a Jadah shrine, there will be a warshipping tommorow 12 noon. B.Y.O.C. (Bring your own candle!)

Paul Sleboda · **Voice Talent** Joined: 15 Jan 2007 Posts: 235

Oh, that was so funny, I think I soiled myself Embarassed

Paul

Lynne Alston · **Voice Talent** Joined: 20 Oct 2006 Posts: 743

ROFL....

You are so talented...and cheap!

Robert Jadah · **Voice Talent** Joined: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 2627

You started it...Scott.
It was the cheap, flimsy straw that broke this camel's hump.
I did submit it. With a very caustic sales-pitch.
Something like:
"I suppose I won't be considered for this spot.
With your budget, you degraded my job.
I hope you realize I'm degrading yours.
I hope it makes you angry.
Thank you."
We need to let the bad guys know we're here. When necessary.
Bizarro On!

Anthony Williams · **Voice Talent** Joined: 24 Oct 2006 Posts: 663

That was beautiful Robert!!!

Kudos applaus

Keith D. Milby · **Voice Talent** Joined: 01 Feb 2007 Posts: 570

I must say, I was moved to tears.

I all want right now besides the unmentionables, is to run out and buy a cheap car and get me one of those cheap VO's to put in my closet to do VO's for me.

Robert, you certainly have a way with words. You could sell, ice to an Eskimo.

Lisa Zachary-Kent · **Voice Talent** Joined: 09 Feb 2007 Posts: 453

OMG!! I'm laughing so hard! You DID submit it!!! Oh MAN.....hats off to YOU!!!!!

Scott Pollak · Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007, 03:31 (GMT) Post subject:

I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO glad you submitted it AND the note! I will gladly donate my highest rating (which is probably a 2) to yours, Robert, to compensate for the ding the so-called 'client' will no doubt give you.

BTW: DID EVERYONE NOTICE THAT AS OF TODAY A BRAND NEW DISCLAIMER JUST STARTED APPEARING ON THE REALLY CRAPPY LEADS???:

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Voice123 Team Note: We recognize that this project may be below Voice123 pricing recommendations. We have become more flexible with budgets as it was brought to our attention that we could be violating United States federal anti-trust laws by limiting the participation of voice seekers in our marketplace when they don’t met our budget recommendations. It seems that, legally speaking, it is up to the providers (the talents and voice producers) and not the marketplace (Voice123) to determine to exclude the voice seekers they don’t want to work with.

Right after the release of the new Voice123, we will be working on several improvements that will help talents and voice producers filter the types of projects they want and better match projects with talent and voice producers depending on the budget and experience of the talent. On the meantime we are trying to be flexible to keep everybody happy.

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Sometimes it helps to rock the boat.

Scott Nilsen · **Voice Talent** Joined: 27 Apr 2006 Posts: 231

It DID make me chuckle. Keep us in the loop if anything comes of it, will you?