Have you a script?

J.S. Gilbert · Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007, 19:18 (GMT) Post subject: Canada?

Gordon Lightfoot and maple syrup aside, what is Canada's claim except that you're north of the good ole US of A? And how come there's no such thing as Canadian cuisine? Anybody ever try to go to a Canadian Restaurant? There are provinces in China with populations of 9 that have cuisines. What gives Canada?

Hey and if you don't think we US of A v.o.'s haven't noticed you guys sneaking across the border and taking work away from us, you got another thing coming. Hey what's that all aboot?

Next time I'm yelling out loud "Imagracion, Imagracion."

And while I am a big fan of Jeopardy, I can't wait til Alex keels over and we can get back to having great hosts like Art Fleming and does anybody remember where Don Pardo came from? That's right - Jeopardy. (neither of whom ever visited Canada)

Oh let's see who else Canada can be proud of. Well there's one guy who will never win an Academy award. Yep Keanu is Canadian. And another Canadian - the poster child for Bulemia, it's Celine Dion.

Hey and what's up with the looneys and tooneys...

John Bigl · **Voice Talent** Joined: 13 Aug 2005 Posts: 905

Canadian cuisine:
http://members.shaw.ca/kcic1/poutine.html
POUTINE !!! Its what all american fast food joints aspire to.. Smile

"The systematic destruction and sublimation of all opposing the Canadian reign -- and the polite, yet horrifically brutal, control of our future territories of conquest":
http://cwd.ptbcanadian.com/index2.html

STAND ON GUARD !!!!

Be Well
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J.S. Gilbert · Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007, 20:17 (GMT) Post subject: Celine would be proud

LMAO

A friend was just here and he said "You live in San Francisco and you're making fun of Canada?"

Colin Campbell · Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007, 20:30 (GMT) Post subject:

Anyone got a fife and drum "America The Beautiful" so I can attempt to read this thing. I've soured and I can't fine one except for the intro to Ray Charles (which is exactly the sound I want) but looping that over and over doesn't get it.

Ronald T Robinson · **Voice Talent** Joined: 22 Apr 2004 Posts: 1008

I'll tell you what's in Canada: Beaver! That's right. This is the last place on earth where a man can get the finest beaver on the planet.

Typical of Americans, they discovered beaver and lost their minds - exploiting it and eating it out of existence.

Canadians, however, treasure their beaver. They savour it; adore it; rent condos for it and lease Toyotas so their beaver can travel in comfort.

And then, there's Pamela Anderson-Lee-Lee-Lee-Anderson-Lee.

If you want to blame somebody for taking away the jobs, blame her for the impact she has had on American guys who, instead of doing what they're doing, should be out looking for meaningful work.

Let's not forget Jim Carrey. But, he's your problem now. Smile